November 6, 2008
Costly Deer
I think I???‚¬?„?m going to spend the rest of this week going around poking all the deer I can find with sticks. Not sharp pointy sticks, dull, long, crooked sticks???‚¬?¦ with multiple branches???‚¬?¦ and some leaves???‚¬?¦ possibly set ablaze. Yeah, that would make me happy for about thirty-seven minutes???‚¬?¦ and 15 seconds???‚¬?¦ and 81 milliseconds. After that I???‚¬?„?d be angry again and restart my petition to tax the deer! They???‚¬?„?ve been freeloading off of our land for too long, living free and clear without paying taxes, or benefiting society???‚¬?¦ except for their tasty steaks. But seriously, just because it???‚¬?„?s legal to kill someone once a year, or well more like all year round if you count bow season, knife season, sword season, small nuclear device season, apache helicopter season???‚¬?¦ but ya know that doesn???‚¬?„?t give you any reason that you shouldn???‚¬?„?t be participating in the system. I mean seriously, what would the national deficit go to if deer were helping pay it down.






